LOOT IN A BOX | The Problem With the Gaming Industry Parody

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Published on 2018-11-23 15:58:34

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Thanks to everyone who made "Loot in a Box" possible! I really hope you guys enjoy the Holiday Special and share it with your gamer friends!

LYRICS:

Hey gamer
I got something real important to give you
So grab your wallet and listen up

Bro you know we've been makin games such a long, long time (Such a long time)
And now corporate is ready, to boost their bottom line
Well, you know it's Q4 and my dev heart's open wide (Open Wide)
Gonna give you something to help you up your game (Help you up your game)
A gift that will take you, straight to the top
Take a look in side, it's my loot in a box (its loot in a box)

Not going to get you a free to play game
That sort of gift don't make anything!
Not gonna give you a free upgrade
Microtransactions are the latest fling
Your money's going to bring you what you need:
A big sense of pride and accomplishment
So we invented something straight from the heart
It's from the heart

It's my loot in a box! My loot in a box yeah
It's my loot in a box! My loot in a box my friend
See I'm wise enough to know that this gift needs givin
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya your money is second to none

To all you fella's out there with friends online to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One- Ya Open the Box
Two- Nothin good from the box
Three- Pay for another box
And thats the way you do it

It's my loot in a box! My loot in a box yeah
It's my loot in a box! My loot in a box my friend

COD: Loot in a box
Battlefront: Loot in a box
Overwatch: Loot in a box
Every single game got a loot in a box
Gaming on your phone get that loot in a box
Use your mamma's money grab some loot in a box
Forget legislation give me loot in a box!
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well...
My loot in a box, my loot in a box, my loot in a box!